Twine Jam

(if: $closed_eyes is true)[What? A little bit of eye burny pain is going to stop you?](else:)[As you wake in a dark and strange room you feel as if something isn't quite right. It could definitely be the eternal darkness, but then again it might just be another Tuesday... ... *WAIT!* This has happened before.] [[Open your eyes->Page 1]]

Don't be silly! How on earth could a human become a bear? [[Return with the everlasting sadness that you are in fact not a bear->Page 2]]

!!!<span class="error">The usage of this character has been found to infringe on copyrights held by Hasbro.</span>!!! [[Return with a slight dislike of Hasbro->Page 2]]

*OH GOD THE LIGHT!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!* (set: $closed_eyes to true)[[CLOSE EYES TO AVOID BURNING->Start]] [[This is fine->Page 2]]

Maybe our eyes will get used to that... <span class="subscript_1">hopefully</span> As you attempt to shift your focus from your slightly crispy eyes you make your way to your mirror. You gaze at your seemingly endless beauty. Still, you can't get over the fact that last week you were a human and after the expirement at work yesterday you are now... [[A bear model->Bear 1]] [[A lopsided lollypop->Lollypop 1]] [[The Transformer Starscream->Starscream 1]]

Your only a little lopsided... [[Embrace your lopsidedness->Lollypop 2]]

After hours of removing lint and loose hairs from your sticky surface you make your way to your sweet new car that is... [[Also a lollypip->Lollypop 3]] [[Your co-worker that was turned into a bear->Lollypop 3]] [[A normal car->Lollypop 3]]

Finally you reach the office and as you are just about to sit at your old desk you realize that with your transformation you also got a promotion. The excitement overwhelms you. Finally you won't have to work as the overseer of the unused chairs. Sure it was important task. you had to make sure those chairs never ran off or acted wildely as chairs often do. You enter the elevator and take it to floor [[Floor 3]], [[Floor 5]], or [[Floor 12]].

You find your new desk and see that your new job is to... *count the number of steps it takes from your old job to your new job*

You find your new desk and see that your new job is to... *gaze affectionality at the chairs as they are overseen by someone else*

You find your new desk and see that your new job is to... *Train new employees on how to be a Chair Overseer*